FOR BOOTY! P. 1

[pre-story]There's an odd story about this one. I was complaining on discord about getting stuck in my writing, and somebody randomly suggested writing about pirates, and all at once, the image of Erika the Red popped into my head, fully formed, crashing through the dungeon wall where Bibiana and the demoness are having their fun. So, now I have to write about her. 

This is just part one, I absolutely intend to continue this, I have a whole character arc and some themes planned out, so look forward to that, and enjoy!

As always, if you like what you see, [redacted][/pre-story]


FOR BOOTY! Part 1

In a single moment, the quiet, sterile atmosphere of the First Ohio Credit Union lobby was shattered as the entire building suddenly shook with a massive impact. The exterior wall cracked, buckled, and crumbled, the mortar between the cinderblocks giving way, posters of smiling people talking about loan rates suddenly buried in rubble as a massive, wooden object plowed through the wall. Somebody screamed, and the winding line of people waiting for a teller broke apart as they scrambled away from the shattered wall, knocking over stanchions and tripping over the retractable ropes linking them together. The object came to a stop, and for a moment, there was silence as everyone in the bank collectively struggled to comprehend what they were looking at. The prow of a wooden ship had plowed through the wall, complete with a figurehead, the image of a naked, extremely curvy woman looming over the crowd of stunned patrons. This was made all the more confusing by the fact that  there wasn’t even a LAKE for miles around, let alone an ocean suitable for such a ship.